Posted 1 day ago

Not pictured: Dandy. Because he forgot/refused to get a bikini wax.

From /co/

Posted 3 days ago
To dream the impossible dreamTo fight the unbeatable foeTo bear with unbearable sorrowTo run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrongTo love pure and chaste from afarTo try when your arms are too wearyTo reach the unreachable star
This is my questTo follow that starNo matter how hopelessNo matter how far
To fight for the rightWithout question or pauseTo be willing to march into HellFor a heavenly cause
And I know if I’ll only be true To this glorious questThat my heart will lie peaceful and calmWhen I’m laid to my rest
And the world will be better for thisThat one man, scorned and covered with scarsStill strove with his last ounce of courageTo reach the unreachable star
And now we know why he is a Donquixote.

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I’ll only be true 
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I’m laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star

And now we know why he is a Donquixote.

Posted 4 days ago

The Storage War

From the pages of the Steven Universe Comic Book Series.

Steven and Connie hanging out and being kids with no crazy magic stuff to threaten their lives. It’s nice to see that even with all the fantastic situations they’ve been exposed to, they can still find enjoyment in simple pastimes. 

Posted 1 week ago

Boa Hancock decides to bond with some of her beloved Luffy’s crew by treasure hunting in Skypiea.

And if one or both of her companions were to be killed in battle, eaten by wild animals, or pushed off accidentally fell off the edge of the island, and Luffy were suddenly in need of a beautiful, brilliant, battle-hardened navigator, then Hancock could conceivably fill out that niche in more ways than one.

I mean, who the hell needs an archaeologist in a pirate crew anyway?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

(Also, note how they’re all doing the hand hip pose thing. That’s just odd)

Posted 1 week ago

Pearl wanting to explore the stars in the latest episode of Steven Universe was rather tragic.

You know what would be hilarious though? Her having to travel the stars…with Dandy. To get back to Earth or hunt down a particularly nasty interstellar Gem Monster with only the galaxy’s greatest dolt to back her up (she could make an Energy Harpoon!).

Imagine her being dragged to BooBies. Imagine Dandy’s Bachelor Pad Starship having to contend with Pearl’s attentions. Imagine what the “Narrator” would have to say about that. Imagine something like this:

QT: Before we go in, you might want to put this on.

Pearl: That’s a blindfold.

QT: Y-yeah it is. You know, because it’ll be so bright inside. 

Pearl: Can’t I just put on a pair of our solar flare glasses?

QT: It’s really, really, really bright. But if the blindfold’s too weird, you can always shut your eyes. Just-uh-use echolocation to find your way around.

Pearl: I don’t know how to use echolocation. Why would I know how to do that?

QT: (shrugs) I dunno, you seem to pull new powers out of your butt every other adventure.

Pearl: (aghast) I pull nothing of the kind! Just open these doors so we can fix the problem and get this over with

QT: Okay. If that’s what you want.


Narrator: Up until this point, Pearl had thought the Aloha-Oe was a perfectly fine spacefaring vessel. It was functional, spacious, and above all, fast. Sure it was obnoxiously yellow, looked like an enormous metal canoe with nostrils, and was owned and piloted by one of the biggest clods she had ever met in her life. But it carried her through the strange and gorgeous vistas of space whose beauty she had almost forgotten and could skim the surface of a star like it wasn’t even there for even more remarkable views. And besides, what were aesthetics but a passing fancy? It’s what was inside the ship that counted, or so she told herself. However, like the man who bummed around inside of it, the Aloha-Oe was full of surprises. Most of which weren’t very pleasant

QT: I DID try to warn you.

Pearl drops her toolbox

Narrator: Dandy thought he heard a familiar and furious scream from the cockpit on the other side of the Aloha-Oe. He decided he must’ve been imagining things and returned to his magazine until his communicator violently flared to life in light and volume.

Pearl: DAAAAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!!!

Dandy: (gets his communicator away from himself) Ow! Pearl! Indoor voice! And why are you using the communicator for this? The two of us are still on the Aloha-Oe!

Pearl: Because I’m afraid that if I take my eyes off of your “engines”, then whatever miracle keeping them together will disappear and we’ll all be dead!

Dandy: I take it you didn’t take the blindfold.

Pearl: I should have! I can’t believe this travesty has been getting us through space this whole-Wh-what did I step on? Is this gum? Oh my word, there’s gum everywhere!

QT: This is why I don’t like coming here.

Dandy: Look, just do your job and don’t mess with the engine too much.

Pearl: This isn’t an engine, this is a house of cards set up by a very lucky 4 year old. This thing could give out at any moment and leave us stranded with no life support; Or maybe it’ll just explode and take us with it. And you sent us here to FIX THE AIR CONDITIONING?!

Dandy: Well I know it doesn’t really matter to you and QT, but things are getting kinda toasty.

Pearl: How could a ship like this fall into the hands of someone who was completely ignorant of how to properly maintain it?!

Dandy and QT awkwardly cough

Pearl: You stole it, didn’t you?

Dandy: I ESCAPED with it during an awesome adventure full of explosions and heartbreak…that you’re probably too mad to appreciate right now.

Pearl: This is completely unaccepta-!

Dandy switches off his wrist communicator.

Dandy: Thank god for volume control.

Narrator: Unfortunately, Dandy didn’t think to lock the door, which probably would’ve stopped Pearl from stomping in and dragging him away by the pompadour. Incidentally, the lock system was also broken

Dandy: Ow-ow-ow! Not so rough, baby!

Pearl: I’m going to teach you everything I know about space travel and if you learn enough, then maybe I’ll think about fixing the AC! 

Narrator: And so, Dandy got a crash course on how to keep the Aloha-Oe from actually crashing in more ways than one. He didn’t come out a scholar, but his know-how would do in a pinch And the AC did get fixed, so it all worked out

Art’s from /co/ and has Dandy and Pearl switching art styles.

Posted 1 week ago

By oro

Spider-Men are dropping like flies (hah!) at the hands of the Inheritors and there’s only one Spider-Man with the means to put a stop to the slaughter!

This one.

Posted 1 week ago

From /co/.

Ever wonder what happens to all the Fanboy Tears that are made whenever Dan Slott kills off a Spider-Man (1602, Unlimited, Spider-Cat, Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends, etc.) in his big crossover event?

Well now you know.

Posted 1 week ago

This week, Brother Eye unleashes his greatest weapon:

The Boker, aka The Jatman!

Posted 1 week ago
That’s it! The End!
Roll Credits:
It is now half-a-decade ago.

That’s it! The End!

Roll Credits:

It is now half-a-decade ago.

Posted 1 week ago

As long as there are things living in or near them, water will always be full of da filth.

"Ah, water. Never touch the stuff. Fish f**k in it."

- Reggie Thistleton

From /co/.